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babyturnoffthelights:

In the Vegas Lights…

babyturnoffthelights:

In the Vegas Lights…

2 Abr ♥ 949 notas ● via source - reblog

a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.
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logoside:

He visto suficientes dibujos animados como para saber que, gracias a ese paraguas, llegará a tierra sano y salvo.

logoside:

He visto suficientes dibujos animados como para saber que, gracias a ese paraguas, llegará a tierra sano y salvo.

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moriarty:

bbcjohn:

Lupita’s brother is a FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE IN FLORIDA and he went to MADONNA’S house last night and partied with BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH until six am GIVE ME THAT LIFE

lupita’s brother’s selfie game so strong he blocked angelina jolie

image

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gaaraofsburbia:

applecranberry:

ruraljackdaw:

thetowndrugdealer:

*sucks guys dick*
*dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

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xxmusical:

this goes out to all my new followers.

thank.

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Oh, blogger

If:

only:

there:

was:

someone:

out

there

who

loved

you

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thatonedemonwiththename:

charlottedsweb:

dragonmoose:

smalltownsylveon:

sherlockdc:

HNG.

He went from Andrew Scott to Moriarty in .5 seconds.

YOU CAN PHYSICALLY SEE HIS EYES LIGHT UP WITH THE CRAZY

YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE IT.

OMfG

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sexponents:

play with my hair until i fall asleep and ill love you until i die

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its-alove-story:

sawyerstempest:

ariel-lefish:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source)

reasons why ben & jerry’s ice cream is more than a comfort food

Just another reason to love them!

i wanna work there

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qaga:

when dope changes to gypsy
image

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mehoew:

When your friends wake you up early on the weekends

mehoew:

When your friends wake you up early on the weekends

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