you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

bedussies:

oh my god so my grandpa saw the wallpaper of my laptop and he was asking what it was and he couldn’t stop laughing for some reason ????

this is my wallpaper???

fuckinq:

i want to kiss someone so so badly

cyberdepressed:

if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper

wolfveins:

tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die

panicinthebutthole:

“omg i wonder what tumblr would be like without us fandom bloggers”

well a whole lot fuckin better thats what

majortvjunkie:

calling my tears Netflix because they are streaming

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

thepioden:

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire

very very slowly.

i don’t like this head canon